The Slick Programmer - Cyber Hacktivist Hoodie

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Size S M L XL 2XL

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Imperial (inches)

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve
S	27	20	33½
M	28	22	34½
L	29	24	35½
XL	30	26	36½
2XL	31	28	37½

Metric (cm)

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve
S	68.6	50.8	85
M	71	56	87.6
L	73.7	61	90.2
XL	76.2	66	92.7
2XL	78.7	71	95.3

Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

THE DARK "WEB" 🕸

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The skull and crossbones had a glow-up. Now it's a golden woven web paired with an armored mask — and it's wearing a hoodie.

The Slick Programmer Hacktivist Hoodie is the first drop in MalWear's web wear collection. Built for infosec pros, ethical hackers, CTF players, and the ones who live in dark mode. If you know, you know. If you don't — you're not supposed to.

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Key Features and Benefits:

Bold skull web design — cyber art that signals insider status
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester — comfort and durability in equal measure
Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord for warmth and a clean look
1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for secure fit and flexibility
Front pouch pocket for essentials or keeping hands warm
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem for lasting shape

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Wear it to the hackathon. Wear it to the LAN party. Wear it to the grocery store and let them wonder what you're compiling.

Part of the MalWear Apparel web wear collection — for the ones who protect the digital frontier.

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Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S	27	20	33 ½
M	28	22	34 ½
L	29	24	35 ½
XL	30	26	36 ½
2XL	31	28	37 ½

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S	68.6	50.8	85
M	71	56	87.6
L	73.7	61	90.2
XL	76.2	66	92.7
2XL	78.7	71	95.3

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

EU COMPLIANCES

EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Soul Sketcher Studios and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2 Vermont Street. Guelph, Ontario N1E1J3 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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The Slick Programmer - Cyber Hacktivist Hoodie