The Slick Programmer - Cyber Hacktivist Hoodie
$59.99 CAD
Sale price
$59.99 CAD
Regular price
THE DARK "WEB" 🕸
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The skull and crossbones had a glow-up. Now it's a golden woven web paired with an armored mask — and it's wearing a hoodie.
The Slick Programmer Hacktivist Hoodie is the first drop in MalWear's web wear collection. Built for infosec pros, ethical hackers, CTF players, and the ones who live in dark mode. If you know, you know. If you don't — you're not supposed to.
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Key Features and Benefits:
- Bold skull web design — cyber art that signals insider status
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester — comfort and durability in equal measure
- Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord for warmth and a clean look
- 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for secure fit and flexibility
- Front pouch pocket for essentials or keeping hands warm
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem for lasting shape
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Wear it to the hackathon. Wear it to the LAN party. Wear it to the grocery store and let them wonder what you're compiling.
Part of the MalWear Apparel web wear collection — for the ones who protect the digital frontier.
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Size guide
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LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
33 ½ |
| M |
28 |
22 |
34 ½ |
| L |
29 |
24 |
35 ½ |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
36 ½ |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
37 ½ |
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LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
68.6 |
50.8 |
85 |
| M |
71 |
56 |
87.6 |
| L |
73.7 |
61 |
90.2 |
| XL |
76.2 |
66 |
92.7 |
| 2XL |
78.7 |
71 |
95.3 |
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
