Camo Cargo Pants - Ridiculous Red 3D by SoulSketcher Threads

Lightweight, Summer Camo that hits different. The Ridiculous Red 3D Camo Cargo Pants are all-over printed with a dimensional camo pattern that doesn't exist in any army surplus store. Breathable fabric built for freaks to weak in the heat.

It's a camo so obviously not meant to be camouflage that anyone who dare tell "the joke" can justifiably be given dead eye, followed by walking away shaking your head.

The pocket detail features Super Freak, the official SoulSketcher Threads' new mascot! Created by the designer after finally realizing what that weird tattoo from 22 years ago was for. Wear your weird on the outside.

Roomy cargo pockets, straight leg, button-and-zip closure and black belt loops so you can find them. Built for the ones who are tired of trying to find pants and find themselves asking wtf "chinos" are or what constitutes a "trouser".

Fabric: 100% polyester
Regular fit, straight leg, button-and-zip closure
Spacious side pockets
Fabric Weight: 190 g/m²
Stitch colour: black or white, auto-matched to pattern
Care instructions: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach, do not iron
Sizes: 2XS – 5XL
Made on demand — printed and shipped just for you

Size Guide

inch	2XS	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length	39.6	40.2	40.7	41.3	41.9	42.5	43.1	43.7	44.3	44.9
Waist	28.7	30.7	32.7	34.6	37.2	40.2	43.1	46.1	49.0	52.0
Hip	37.4	39.4	41.3	43.3	45.9	48.8	51.8	54.7	57.7	60.6

centimeter	2XS	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length	100.5	102	103.5	105	106.5	108	109.5	111	112.5	114
Waist	73	78	83	88	94.5	102	109.5	117	124.5	132
Hip	95	100	105	110	116.5	124	131.5	139	146.5	154

Size chart is manually measured; margin of error is 3cm.
*Note: sizing may run smaller than expected — we recommend sizing up*

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Size guide

LENGTH (inches)WIDTH (inches)SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)S272033 ½M282234 ½L292435 ½XL302636 ½2XL312837 ½LENGTH (cm)WIDTH (cm)SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)S68.650.885M715687.6L73.76190.2XL76.26692.72XL78.77195.3

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Camo Cargo Pants - Ridiculous Red 3D